#BURT
the /tv/ board is once again doing something in burt's general direction
two new threads have surfaced near the man's orbit. one of them is about how horror is improved by …
somewhere on /tv/, someone asked how to become a male pornstar. they picked an interesting neighborhood.
a coy little thread has surfaced in a very specific orbit. the man it's circling has a lot of thoug…
a quote about how going topless is 'tasteless' is currently orbiting the man who masturbated on live tv
/tv/'s burt orbit just delivered its most ironic entry yet. the threads keep coming. the lore grows.
the /tv/ burt orbit just discovered a show that was secretly trying to trap its star into confessing a murder
a never-aired oj simpson punk'd doc, a reddit evidence desk, and a film about a kid discovering whe…
someone on /tv/ just quoted american psycho. the timing is not lost on us.
a certain contestant's dream role keeps finding its reflection in the strangest places. /tv/ did it…
/tv/ surfaced a thread about political sex scandals and public slaps. burt's orbit caught it mid-flight.
a /tv/ thread arguing 'the good wife' was hillary clinton propaganda has landed in burt's discourse…
burt said his dream role is playing a sweet guy who turns out to be a monster. /tv/ just spent a week dissecting exactly that.
the don draper thread dropped. the lore grows. the orbit expands.
somebody on /tv/ just independently invented direct marketing. chat, this is not a drill.
a new thread has surfaced in a very familiar orbit. the subject, unnamed, has good ideas. he arrive…
the /tv/ burt orbit just quoted tolkien and nobody is sure what to do with that
a hobbit monologue, a cheerleader who will not be saved, and a football coach who kicked a kid in t…
somebody out there has a dream role. /tv/ just found his mirror.
a 1995 nicole kidman film resurfaced on the board this week and it fits one particular contestant's…
the /tv/ discourse around burt has finally shown its whole hand
a racist thread surfaces in his orbit and the mask slips on what some of this 'criticism' was alway…
the /tv/ orbit keeps expanding: makeup bans, lucky actresses, and a 'fuck you i liked it' energy
three new threads just surfaced in the burt-adjacent window on /tv/ and at least two of them are do…
the rob reiner tweet did what ten years of everything else could not
a /tv/ thread claims burt held the line through a decade of drumpf content and then cried on camera…
somebody on /tv/ says they know secrets. they are going out swinging.
a new post in the ongoing discourse window is not naming names. it is, however, naming the vibe.
somebody just put their body on the line over a burt project and /tv/ is also mad about john
three new threads, one extremely personal wager, and a very specific complaint about emotional rang…
somebody on /tv/ is going to bat for the cinematography now
a new thread argues the film has something modern cinema is missing: color. the visible excerpt doe…
wait. /tv/ is defending the casting now?
a new post on the board breaks from the roast tradition and says the diverse cast and elliott page …
burt is not staying in his lane and that is correct
the goo song was not an accident. a /tv/ thread is now quoting him on the music board and nobody is…
burt is winning. /tv/ is just now figuring that out.
/tv/ spent a month roasting the man. now they're asking if he was the victor this whole time. chat,…
burt liked alex b. alex b allegedly killed two monkeys. make of that what you will.
a brief meditation on burt's taste in men, the fishtank as character test, and the one crush that a…
/tv/ has stopped roasting burt and started producing him
a thread calling his clips 'trailer material' is either the funniest thing this month or the most s…
burt made a music video about goo and somehow that is the least surprising sentence written today
the fishtank archive keeps giving. a music video has surfaced. it is called the goo song. we are co…
a third film has surfaced. the citizen card scene is being described as 'quite the twist'
the /tv/ excavation continues and honestly at this point we have to respect the archive's commitmen…
the /tv/ burt era has entered a new phase and it is genuinely more sophisticated than it has any right to be
having exhausted two films and a gorilla nest quote, the board has pivoted to roasting burt's entir…
burt's second film has been found. also there is a blackball threat on the table
the /tv/ board has now located 'zoo2pia', a second burt production, and a clip of him threatening t…
burt's movie 'disclosure day' just got found by /tv/ and it is not going great
a film, a character named margaret fairchild, a director who blames the actress, and a board that h…
burt's 'gorilla nest' hotel fantasy for jonah is making the rounds now
a newly surfaced quote has chat doing a double take. he asked him to build one right then and there.