somewhere on /tv/, someone asked how to become a male pornstar. they picked an interesting neighborhood.

the thread is simple enough. a /tv/ poster, apparently seized by vocation, asked the board how one goes about becoming a male pornstar. "i feel like i was born to fuck whore pussy on camera," per the post. "how do i go about achieving my passion."

standard /tv/ stuff. except for where it landed.

chat, there is a person who has been the gravitational center of this board's orbit for weeks now. a proud sex worker. openly bisexual. a man whose on-camera activities were so frequent and so thoroughly documented that the audience named the behavior after him. a man who has never once in his life been coy about his desires, his history, or his ambitions. he has held, allegedly, something like eight different careers. pornography was never officially listed among them. and yet.

his name is burt. he is from ghana. he trains bodies. he has opinions on this subject and has shared them unprompted.

anyway. the passion finds the man eventually.