somebody out there has a dream role. /tv/ just found his mirror.

so there's a guy. autistic, bisexual, west african body trainer, claims a 160 iq, certified by three separate high-iq societies, admitted to muscle implants, has been on television, won, and has gone on record saying his dream acting role is playing a sweet, nice guy who reveals himself to be an evil, twisted monster. totally normal résumé. nothing unusual here.

now. on august 20th, a /tv/ thread floated To Die For (1995), the nicole kidman film where she plays exactly that: a woman who seems luminous and good and is in fact a calculated killer. chat, the thread didn't name him. it didn't have to. the lore writes its own captions now. whoever it was that posted "fuck, nicole kidman was in fact To Die For" either knows exactly what they're doing or stumbled into the most on-point casting suggestion of the year by accident. both options are equally believable at this point. anyway. burt has been in the orbit long enough that the orbit is starting to orbit back.