+++ MARK PENN JUST HANDED HASAN PIKER'S ENEMIES A BIGGER SWORD +++ XQC CALLED PREDICTION MARKETS 'PREDATORY' NINETEEN DAYS AGO. NOW HE HAS APPARENTLY NAMED A NAME. +++ KAI CENAT WENT INSIDE A VOLCANO AND WE ARE JUST NOW PROCESSING THIS +++ THE BUSINESS MODEL WAS ALWAYS THE PROBLEM, NOT JUST THE GUY +++ ONE DAY AFTER THE AGE REVEAL PANIC, PINKCHYU WALKED STRAIGHT BACK INTO N3ON'S STREAM FOR A MAKEOVER SESSION +++ A YOUTUBE KING CHANTS 'JAI SHREE RAM' IN MUMBAI. BOLLYWOOD'S BIGGEST GAMBLE JUST GOT A WITNESS. +++ MARK PENN JUST HANDED HASAN PIKER'S ENEMIES A BIGGER SWORD +++ XQC CALLED PREDICTION MARKETS 'PREDATORY' NINETEEN DAYS AGO. NOW HE HAS APPARENTLY NAMED A NAME. +++ KAI CENAT WENT INSIDE A VOLCANO AND WE ARE JUST NOW PROCESSING THIS +++ THE BUSINESS MODEL WAS ALWAYS THE PROBLEM, NOT JUST THE GUY +++ ONE DAY AFTER THE AGE REVEAL PANIC, PINKCHYU WALKED STRAIGHT BACK INTO N3ON'S STREAM FOR A MAKEOVER SESSION +++ A YOUTUBE KING CHANTS 'JAI SHREE RAM' IN MUMBAI. BOLLYWOOD'S BIGGEST GAMBLE JUST GOT A WITNESS.

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someone on /tv/ just quoted american psycho. the timing is not lost on us.

a certain contestant's dream role keeps finding its reflection in the strangest places. /tv/ did it again.

⏱ Sep 6, 2026 at 1:23am · 👁 37
Image: Burt via Wikimedia/Fandom

somewhere on /tv/, a thread appeared yesterday. no preamble, no context. just the patrick bateman monologue. "my pain is constant and sharp, and i do not hope for a better world for anyone." typed out in full. posted like a prayer.

now, taken alone, that's just a tuesday on /tv/. but consider a man. ghanaian. catholic upbringing. claims a 160 iq. openly bisexual, openly a sex worker, openly a lot of things. his stated dream acting role, on record, in his own words: a sweet, nice guy who turns out to be an evil, twisted monster.

chat. that's bateman. that's just bateman.

the same day, a second thread landed asking why audiences hate modern cinema, arguing it comes down to christian audiences only accepting one narrative shape. the hero's journey. the redemption arc. good beats evil, full stop. the implication being: some stories aren't built like that. some characters aren't either.

his name is burt. you already knew that.

anyway. /tv/ has read the lore more carefully than most.

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