+++ THE NY POST WENT FULL TABLOID ON HASAN PIKER'S PERSONAL LIFE. AOL IS HAPPY TO HELP. +++ BAM MARGERA IS BACK IN THE ER. AGAIN. AND HE'S SUPPOSED TO HOST FISHTANK SEASON 5. +++ KAI CENAT BUILT SOMETHING SO BIG THAT NOW THE COPS ARE UNDER INVESTIGATION TOO +++ BANNED ON TWITCH, ASMONGOLD POSTS TWO YOUTUBE REACTIONS IN A SINGLE DAY +++ THE ECONOMIST JUST NOTICED WESTCOL EXISTS AND COLOMBIA'S ELECTION COVERAGE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME +++ WHAT IS JAMES CHARLES ACTUALLY WORTH RIGHT NOW? A BUSINESS PROFILE SURFACES AS THE DRAMA PEAKS +++ THE NY POST WENT FULL TABLOID ON HASAN PIKER'S PERSONAL LIFE. AOL IS HAPPY TO HELP. +++ BAM MARGERA IS BACK IN THE ER. AGAIN. AND HE'S SUPPOSED TO HOST FISHTANK SEASON 5. +++ KAI CENAT BUILT SOMETHING SO BIG THAT NOW THE COPS ARE UNDER INVESTIGATION TOO +++ BANNED ON TWITCH, ASMONGOLD POSTS TWO YOUTUBE REACTIONS IN A SINGLE DAY +++ THE ECONOMIST JUST NOTICED WESTCOL EXISTS AND COLOMBIA'S ELECTION COVERAGE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME +++ WHAT IS JAMES CHARLES ACTUALLY WORTH RIGHT NOW? A BUSINESS PROFILE SURFACES AS THE DRAMA PEAKS

★ E-CELEB GOSSIP ★ DRAMA ★ RECEIPTS ★

est. 2026 · zero chill · all tea served hot

FISHTANK

Burt

Burt has gained a good fanbase since his victory and has a strong distinction as one of the most unique contestants to have been on the Fishtank show, with even detractors forced to admit he did bring most of the content during down-periods. Burt is autistic and has schizoaffect…

THE FILE ON BURT

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burt's 'gorilla nest' hotel fantasy for jonah is making the rounds now

a newly surfaced quote has chat doing a double take. he asked him to build one right then and there.

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THE LORE — BURT TIMELINE

  1. Jun 14, 2026

    secondary /tv/ thread engages broader question of retention and rewatchability

    a follow-up thread on /tv/ asks whether viewers even remember what they watch, arriving in the ambient context of burt quote discourse this week.

  2. Jun 13, 2026

    gorilla nest fantasy quote surfaces on /tv/

    a thread on /tv/ circulates what appears to be a quote from burt propositioning someone named jonah with a hotel room fantasy that culminates in a request to build a gorilla nest on the spot.