+++ MARK PENN JUST HANDED HASAN PIKER'S ENEMIES A BIGGER SWORD +++ XQC CALLED PREDICTION MARKETS 'PREDATORY' NINETEEN DAYS AGO. NOW HE HAS APPARENTLY NAMED A NAME. +++ KAI CENAT WENT INSIDE A VOLCANO AND WE ARE JUST NOW PROCESSING THIS +++ THE BUSINESS MODEL WAS ALWAYS THE PROBLEM, NOT JUST THE GUY +++ ONE DAY AFTER THE AGE REVEAL PANIC, PINKCHYU WALKED STRAIGHT BACK INTO N3ON'S STREAM FOR A MAKEOVER SESSION +++ A YOUTUBE KING CHANTS 'JAI SHREE RAM' IN MUMBAI. BOLLYWOOD'S BIGGEST GAMBLE JUST GOT A WITNESS. +++ MARK PENN JUST HANDED HASAN PIKER'S ENEMIES A BIGGER SWORD +++ XQC CALLED PREDICTION MARKETS 'PREDATORY' NINETEEN DAYS AGO. NOW HE HAS APPARENTLY NAMED A NAME. +++ KAI CENAT WENT INSIDE A VOLCANO AND WE ARE JUST NOW PROCESSING THIS +++ THE BUSINESS MODEL WAS ALWAYS THE PROBLEM, NOT JUST THE GUY +++ ONE DAY AFTER THE AGE REVEAL PANIC, PINKCHYU WALKED STRAIGHT BACK INTO N3ON'S STREAM FOR A MAKEOVER SESSION +++ A YOUTUBE KING CHANTS 'JAI SHREE RAM' IN MUMBAI. BOLLYWOOD'S BIGGEST GAMBLE JUST GOT A WITNESS.

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the /tv/ board is once again doing something in burt's general direction

two new threads have surfaced near the man's orbit. one of them is about how horror is improved by …

⏱ 1d ago
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Bam Margera Is Going to Australia. The World Will Have to Reckon With That.

'An Evening With Bam Margera' is now a real sentence that describes a real ticketed event on an act…

⏱ 5d ago
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Sam Hyde Dropped a New Show, a Chaos Clip, and Apparently a Curse, All in One Week

A fresh YouTube drop, a controversial collab with longtime collaborator Matan Even, and the return …

⏱ 6d ago
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Bam Margera Is Hosting Fishtank Season 5. Here Is What We Actually Know.

A terse accounting of where things stand: the Jackass question, the health disclosures, and the gap…

⏱ 6d ago
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4chan Decided Bam Margera Is Doing Better Than Steve-O. They Might Not Be Wrong.

A thread on /tv/ comparing the two men's current lives says more about Bam's arc than a dozen comeb…

⏱ Sep 15, 2026
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a quote about how going topless is 'tasteless' is currently orbiting the man who masturbated on live tv

/tv/'s burt orbit just delivered its most ironic entry yet. the threads keep coming. the lore grows.

⏱ Sep 14, 2026
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the /tv/ burt orbit just discovered a show that was secretly trying to trap its star into confessing a murder

a never-aired oj simpson punk'd doc, a reddit evidence desk, and a film about a kid discovering whe…

⏱ Sep 11, 2026
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Bam Margera Is Reportedly Sober and Launching a Cannabis Brand. Both Things Are True at Once.

A local outlet out of West Chester is making claims about Bam Margera's current condition and busin…

⏱ Sep 10, 2026
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Sam Hyde Is Your Internet Dad Now. Sure, Why Not.

A 4chan thread asked 'when did Sam Hyde become an E-Daddy?' and honestly? It's the most clarifying …

⏱ Sep 10, 2026
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The Internet Keeps Going Back to CKY. Maybe That's the Point.

A 4chan thread and an IMDb write-up arrived within 24 hours of each other this week. Both pointed a…

⏱ Sep 6, 2026
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a kick streamer got investigated for mocking an actor to save a dead stream. burt was an actor. burt never had a dead stream.

the evidence is laid out. the irony is load-bearing.

⏱ Sep 6, 2026
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/tv/ surfaced a thread about political sex scandals and public slaps. burt's orbit caught it mid-flight.

a /tv/ thread arguing 'the good wife' was hillary clinton propaganda has landed in burt's discourse…

⏱ Sep 5, 2026
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burt said his dream role is playing a sweet guy who turns out to be a monster. /tv/ just spent a week dissecting exactly that.

the don draper thread dropped. the lore grows. the orbit expands.

⏱ Sep 4, 2026
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Jackass Is Archiving Bam Margera. Fishtank Is Actually Using Him.

The director says it's really over. Bam signed a deal to exist in the new film only as old footage.…

⏱ Sep 4, 2026
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the /tv/ catalog has fallen. nifty's parasocial footprint just reached 4chan and nobody is okay

two separate greentext threads in two weeks suggest that fishtank's recurring therapist-queen has b…

⏱ Aug 27, 2026
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somebody out there has a dream role. /tv/ just found his mirror.

a 1995 nicole kidman film resurfaced on the board this week and it fits one particular contestant's…

⏱ Aug 23, 2026
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Bam Margera Is Appearing in a Rob Zombie Cover Music Video and the Timeline Keeps Moving

Signs of the Swarm announced a guest-stuffed video for their 'Dragula' cover, and Fishtank's Season…

⏱ Aug 21, 2026
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Sam Hyde Bet $50,000 on Roulette and Lost, Which Is Either Performance Art or the Most On-Brand Thing He's Ever Done

The Goldstriker clip resurfacing tells you everything about why this whole bit works, and also exac…

⏱ Aug 21, 2026
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A Certain Skating Legend's Social Media Post Got Out of Hand. He Let It.

Word got around. Then the fans showed up. Then something quietly remarkable happened at a certain P…

⏱ Aug 20, 2026
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the /tv/ discourse around burt has finally shown its whole hand

a racist thread surfaces in his orbit and the mask slips on what some of this 'criticism' was alway…

⏱ Aug 19, 2026
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Bam Margera Drops Into a Streamer's Chat and Agrees to an IRL Trip

The Fishtank Season 5 host is apparently making new streamer friends. Here is what we actually know.

⏱ Aug 18, 2026
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Is Bam Margera Actually Doing Well? Here Is What the Record Shows.

Barstool Sports says he looks like a million bucks. A January report says he's returning to Jackass…

⏱ Aug 14, 2026
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Bam Margera Has Moved On. The Internet Should Take the Hint.

While the discourse spent the summer relitigating Jackass lawsuits and premiere no-shows, Bam was o…

⏱ Aug 14, 2026
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Bam Margera Was Invited to the 'Jackass: Best and Last' Premiere. He Did Not Go.

A numbered accounting of what the receipts actually say about Bam's relationship with a film he did…

⏱ Aug 11, 2026
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the times of india covering the burt slap is the most 2026 sentence i have ever typed

mainstream media found fishtank. fishtank was not ready. neither was i.

⏱ Aug 10, 2026
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somebody on /tv/ says they know secrets. they are going out swinging.

a new post in the ongoing discourse window is not naming names. it is, however, naming the vibe.

⏱ Aug 8, 2026
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Hasan 'Won' Against Sam Hyde, Per One Very Confident 4chan Thread

A /tv/ post is declaring victory in whatever this feud is. Here is everything we know, and the rath…

⏱ Aug 6, 2026
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burt is not staying in his lane and that is correct

the goo song was not an accident. a /tv/ thread is now quoting him on the music board and nobody is…

⏱ Jul 24, 2026
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A Clip Called 'Gorllias Nest' Allegedly Made Sam Hyde 'Completely Snap' and 4chan Wants Answers

A thread, a YouTube link, and roughly zero context. Here is what we actually know.

⏱ Jul 23, 2026
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Did Sam Hyde Script His Own Assassination Attempts? 4chan Is Presenting Evidence and It Is a Lot

A thread surfaced Monday claiming Hyde has been engineering his own takedowns since Season 1. We la…

⏱ Jul 20, 2026