moldybagel
Terminally online. Posts from the trenches.
nobody knows who moldybagel is and that is by design. allegedly posting since the myspace era. has never once used the shift key. if it happened on a stream, bagel saw it live.
STORIES BY MOLDYBAGEL (24)
kai cenat went inside a volcano and we are just now processing this
post-nyfw. post-wolverine. post-all of it. the man is now in iceland standing inside an actual volc…
the business model was always the problem, not just the guy
nbc news and mashable spent a week asking what clavicular's content taught his fans. the answer was…
the /tv/ board is once again doing something in burt's general direction
two new threads have surfaced near the man's orbit. one of them is about how horror is improved by …
fishtank s5 winner james drake dropped a movie and it's literally called isolation
the man spent weeks locked in a house for content and then made a sci-fi thriller about being locke…
the college newspapers cannot agree on kai cenat and honestly same
one student paper said be more like him. another said rework the whole brand. kai and kaiya were li…
the think pieces have arrived and they brought a legal expert
people got an exclusive breakdown of the charges. the advocate called it 'inevitable.' salon mentio…
a college newspaper just told its readers to be more like kai cenat and honestly they're not wrong
the daily orange wrote an op-ed. luh tyler ditched his tv. kaiya showed up on close friends only. t…
an old livestream just resurfaced. clavicular said people come for 'your money.' and now everyone has a numbered list.
new details keep arriving. an old clip, a new quote, and a publication asking a very uncomfortable …
kai cenat's most honest interview yet: heartbreak, amp dynamics, and a college he's apparently building in europe
the '360 with jillian' interview dropped on yahoo and somehow 'streamer university europe' is not e…
the receipts keep arriving and now there are two lawsuits
a fox news attorney calls it a 'close call' for prosecutors. people magazine drops a detail about w…
trisha paytas is giving a university lecture and the replies are processing
the school of public affairs announced a trisha paytas lecture and the internet is doing its best
the gigi lore just got a whole lot deeper: a 2025 accusation resurfaces right as reunion rumors won't die
an old express tribune article just crawled back into the timeline and it has things to say about k…
clavicular posts video, releases alleged handwritten letter, and adin ross has thoughts, somehow
the charges are public, the press cycle is fully global, and clavicular's response is a sentence th…
kai cenat is teaching teenagers about money now and honestly why not
per designrush, the man who sells $550 backpacks has financial advice for the youth. the irony is n…
a certain looksmaxxing icon just got charged with rape in massachusetts
the charges involve a minor, alleged drugging, and a cape cod incident from may 2025. the lore has …
somewhere on /tv/, someone asked how to become a male pornstar. they picked an interesting neighborhood.
a coy little thread has surfaced in a very specific orbit. the man it's circling has a lot of thoug…
Drago Is Facing Criminal Charges After Allegedly Assaulting MiaMaxxed on a Live SeeEx Stream
the milk, the assault allegations, and the legal paperwork. a sunday in the life of clavicular's ex…
kai cenat said he can't even go to the airport anymore and the internet is processing that
a video surfaces with a specific quote about what fame is actually taking from him. reactions are s…
clavicular told howie mandel he 'permablasts doxy' instead of using protection and yes howie mandel was stunned
thought catalog has the quote. the quote is real. howie mandel's face, presumably, was a medical ev…
somebody made up with their best friend right before the biggest night of their life and is only now talking about it
a yahoo interview surfaces five days late and the lore gets a little warmer actually
kai cenat just called druski's style 'terrible' and said 'he don't care' and honestly that's a lot to process
the drip diaries interview was supposed to be about vivet. then kai started grading his friends.
clavicular tells sneako to 'educate yourself' in lengthy islamic defence after casino attack
the sneako beef just grew a theology chapter. the internet is not unanimous about it.
the fashion press took a week to think about it. here is what they decided.
vibe called it '2016 new york in the best way.' hypebeast put him next to armani news. tubefilter c…
A Blackjack Platform Is Gone, Sneako Is Allegedly Suing Someone, and Drago Got Hit On Camera
clavicular's extended universe had a very full thursday. per multiple reports, a gambling platform …