a missing 19-year-old turned up at clavicular's looksmaxxing camp and nobody is asking the right questions

camp looksmax is a missing persons location now. sit with that.

per ndtv sports, a 19-year-old boy who had been reported missing turned up at clavicular's looksmaxxing camp in los angeles. the report does not specify how long he was missing or how he ended up there. it specifies, simply, that a missing teenager appeared at the camp. and that is apparently where we are.

this comes the same week that a separate new york post report alleged a different teen vanished from home after spending $7,000 at the camp. two separate teenagers. two separate situations. one camp. chat, are you keeping up.

clavicular's rep, to their credit, did respond to the $7,000 story. according to unilad, the rep pushed back on the claims surrounding that college student's spending. the statement's existence is notable. its contents, per reporting, do not appear to include the words "and also a missing kid showed up here," which feels like a gap.

the timeline here is genuinely hard to look at directly. clavicular is currently under a court order not to post about his accuser, following an arraignment this past thursday where he pleaded not guilty to rape and drugging charges and, allegedly, brought a dog. his landlord is suing him over alleged fart spray in a $7 million mansion. south park did an episode. and now a missing teenager has been located at the camp.

the rep can respond to the ticket price discourse all it wants. the ticket price is not the story anymore.

what the story actually is, nobody seems to have fully printed yet. the camp keeps generating incidents faster than anyone can contextualize them. a panic attack during a speed date. xavier allegedly slamming a girl onto concrete. a vod that disappeared. a missing kid who reappeared. at some point "it's content" stops being a defense and becomes the indictment.

anyway. somewhere out there, a 19-year-old went missing and the place he ended up was a confidence camp for men who want better jawlines.