+++ TRISHAWEEN IS CANCELED. HERE'S WHAT WE ACTUALLY KNOW. +++ A JUDGE JUST TOLD HIM TO LOG OFF. WE'LL SEE HOW THAT GOES. +++ SOMEBODY'S SINGLE. SOMEBODY IS VERY INSISTENT ABOUT THAT. +++ JAMES CHARLES'S GOOGLE NEWS FEED HAS GIVEN UP ON THE PRESENT ENTIRELY +++ THE $5 BILLION EMPIRE HAS A $80 MILLION PROBLEM. HERE IS WHAT THE RECEIPTS ACTUALLY SAY. +++ TED CRUZ CALLED HASANABI A RACIAL SLUR USER. HASAN PIKER IS THREATENING TO SUE. +++ TRISHAWEEN IS CANCELED. HERE'S WHAT WE ACTUALLY KNOW. +++ A JUDGE JUST TOLD HIM TO LOG OFF. WE'LL SEE HOW THAT GOES. +++ SOMEBODY'S SINGLE. SOMEBODY IS VERY INSISTENT ABOUT THAT. +++ JAMES CHARLES'S GOOGLE NEWS FEED HAS GIVEN UP ON THE PRESENT ENTIRELY +++ THE $5 BILLION EMPIRE HAS A $80 MILLION PROBLEM. HERE IS WHAT THE RECEIPTS ACTUALLY SAY. +++ TED CRUZ CALLED HASANABI A RACIAL SLUR USER. HASAN PIKER IS THREATENING TO SUE.

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a judge just told him to log off. we'll see how that goes.

somewhere between the not guilty plea and the worldwide press tour, a court quietly handed down a condition that the main character's entire brand depends on ignoring.

⏱ Oct 23, 2026 at 6:23pm · 👁 4
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so a certain looksmaxxing influencer walked out of a cape cod courthouse this week with his motion to dismiss filed, his not guilty plea entered, and a dog by his side. the nyt covered it. the la times covered it. abc, nbc, cbs, the borneo bulletin. the borneo bulletin, chat.

buried in the cape cod times coverage, though, was the condition that might matter more than any of the above: per that report, he was ordered not to post about his accuser online. the whole arc, the whole brand, runs on posting. anyway. the judge did what the judge did.

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