which dean took a helicopter at midnight to catch students at a party

picture this: somebody with significant institutional authority over a fake college in arkansas decides, at midnight, that the correct response to students sneaking off campus is to get in a helicopter. live. on stream. to go find them.

per reddit threads and livestream clips, dean of students (allegedly) tracked down the rule-breakers from the air, then reportedly came back down to earth to deal with the guidance counselor who had, according to the clips, been trying to party with the students he was supposed to be supervising. chat, the guidance counselor allegedly caught hands for this.

separately, aol.com reports that a staged kidnapping during a livestream this week has some observers saying streamer university 2026 'goes too far', which is a sentence that means something different when the dean is doing helicopter surveillance at midnight. the event ends before july 20. there is a lot to pack in.

anyway. the helicopter was the most responsible adult in the building.