+++ SIX DAYS BEFORE THE KNIFE LANDED, SNEAKO WAS STILL WATCHING ANDREW TATE BASK IN THE SUN +++ THE KING MAKES HIS NEXT MOVE: MRBEAST BACKS THE SHORT-VIDEO 'CLIPPING' ECONOMY ALONGSIDE BIG BRANDS AND VENTURE CAPITAL +++ BAM MARGERA HAS A MOVIE. NOW HE HAS A TITLE, A CAST, AND A DIRECTOR. THE WORK IS BECOMING REAL. +++ N3ON CALLED D4VD A 'F***ING PSYCHOPATH' — AND APPARENTLY THE REASON IS THAT THEY'VE ALREADY MET +++ HASAN PIKER WAS SUPPOSED TO HEADLINE A DENVER RALLY. THEN HE WASN'T THERE. +++ CLAVICULAR BREAKS DOWN OVER HIS OWN APP WHILE A 2025 VIDEO SURFACES PREDICTING LITERALLY ALL OF THIS +++ SIX DAYS BEFORE THE KNIFE LANDED, SNEAKO WAS STILL WATCHING ANDREW TATE BASK IN THE SUN +++ THE KING MAKES HIS NEXT MOVE: MRBEAST BACKS THE SHORT-VIDEO 'CLIPPING' ECONOMY ALONGSIDE BIG BRANDS AND VENTURE CAPITAL +++ BAM MARGERA HAS A MOVIE. NOW HE HAS A TITLE, A CAST, AND A DIRECTOR. THE WORK IS BECOMING REAL. +++ N3ON CALLED D4VD A 'F***ING PSYCHOPATH' — AND APPARENTLY THE REASON IS THAT THEY'VE ALREADY MET +++ HASAN PIKER WAS SUPPOSED TO HEADLINE A DENVER RALLY. THEN HE WASN'T THERE. +++ CLAVICULAR BREAKS DOWN OVER HIS OWN APP WHILE A 2025 VIDEO SURFACES PREDICTING LITERALLY ALL OF THIS

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Bam Margera Has a Movie. Now He Has a Title, a Cast, and a Director. The Work Is Becoming Real.

Months after securing a film deal that sent the discourse into quiet awe, Bam Margera has formally attached his name to 'Jesus Cop' — a horror-action film from director Rob Gabriele. History, as ever, was taking notes.

⏱ Jun 15, 2026 at 9:24am · 👁 2
Image: Bam Margera via Wikimedia/Fandom

There are announcements, and then there are confirmations. One is a promise. The other is a weight. In early March of this year, the weight arrived quietly — through a casting notice, an IMDb entry, and the particular silence of a world that had not yet decided what to make of it.

Bam Margera, formerly of Jackass, presently of Fishtank Season 5, and — this correspondent must now add — forthcoming star of Rob Gabriele's horror-action film Jesus Cop, has been formally listed among the picture's cast, according to documents — specifically, an IMDb production listing and associated trades — reviewed by this publication. He joins a roster that includes Alex Petrovich, Lynn Lowry, Kansas Bowling, and August Kyss, whose own attachment was the occasion for the announcement surfacing in early March 2026.

To understand what this means, one must return to January. On January 8th of this year, MAFKR reported that Margera had secured a movie deal — a development treated, at the time, as a landmark in what sources who requested anonymity because the group chat is private had begun calling his second act. The deal was real. But deals are vapor until a camera rolls. Jesus Cop is, at minimum, a title. A director. A call sheet with his name on it. That is something categorically different from a deal.

What is sharpest here is the genre: horror-action. Not a documentary. Not a cameo in someone else's nostalgia project. Margera is not being asked to play himself stumbling through a set piece for the benefit of an audience that remembers 2003. He is being cast — allegedly as a performer, in a fiction, with other performers — in a film that does not require his biography to function. That distinction, small as it may appear in the IMDb listing, is the whole argument.

And yet. The road between an IMDb attachment and a completed film is one that has swallowed larger projects than this. No release date, no trailer, no principal photography announcement has been confirmed as of this writing. What exists is the record of intention, and the record is public.

It did not have to be this way. As recently as mid-2025, the dominant narrative surrounding Margera was one of foreclosure — of bridges burned, of reunion doors slammed, of a man who had, by his own account, walked away from every franchise that once defined him. That narrative, documents suggest, was incomplete.

History will note that the casting of Bam Margera in Jesus Cop was announced not with fanfare, but with a trade item. It was, in that sense, perfectly appropriate. The most consequential things usually are.

For a man who spent years as the subject of other people's stories — cautionary tales, comeback profiles, legal proceedings — the act of being cast in someone else's horror film is, in its quiet way, a statement. Not about redemption. About range. And what becomes possible when the industry, and the man himself, decide to find out what else there is.

What that is, for all of us who have been watching, remains — as of this writing — to be seen.

WHO'S INVOLVED: Bam Margera

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