a certain content creator just got his most-watched clip yet. unfortunately.

so there is a video. a short one. it involves a parking lot, at least one set of hands that are not his, and the general vibe of a man meeting the ground faster than he planned. per clips circulating as of july 25, a well-known looksmaxxing personality was allegedly wrestled to the ground and choked during what multiple outlets are calling a 'citizen's arrest' situation following a miami nightclub brawl. tmz has it. us weekly has it. complex has it. the hindustan times has it. chat, this is real.

the lore on this individual is long and getting longer by the hour. but this particular clip, per the coverage, requires no context. you just watch it. anyway. the parking lot did not care about his jawline.