+++ A LOOKSMAXXER AND RFK JR'S PEOPLE WALK INTO A BAR. SLATE HAD QUESTIONS. +++ A BOOMER, A STREAM, AND A MOMENT THE INTERNET HAS DECIDED TO SAVOR +++ ASMONGOLD WILL WATCH THE MIZKIF VIDEO. THERE IS ONE CONDITION: MIZKIF HAS TO LOSE FIRST. +++ MRBEAST IS LOOKING FOR THE WORLD'S BEST YOUTUBE MINDS. YOUR DEGREE IS NOT REQUIRED. YOUR RESUME IS NOT REQUIRED. YOU ARE, APPARENTLY, JUST REQUIRED TO BE GOOD. +++ THE NUMBERS ARE IN. KAI CENAT IS BUILDING SOMETHING BIGGER THAN A STREAM. +++ SNEAKO IS NOW DOCUMENTING ANDREW TATE'S FALL. THE TONE HAS SHIFTED. +++ A LOOKSMAXXER AND RFK JR'S PEOPLE WALK INTO A BAR. SLATE HAD QUESTIONS. +++ A BOOMER, A STREAM, AND A MOMENT THE INTERNET HAS DECIDED TO SAVOR +++ ASMONGOLD WILL WATCH THE MIZKIF VIDEO. THERE IS ONE CONDITION: MIZKIF HAS TO LOSE FIRST. +++ MRBEAST IS LOOKING FOR THE WORLD'S BEST YOUTUBE MINDS. YOUR DEGREE IS NOT REQUIRED. YOUR RESUME IS NOT REQUIRED. YOU ARE, APPARENTLY, JUST REQUIRED TO BE GOOD. +++ THE NUMBERS ARE IN. KAI CENAT IS BUILDING SOMETHING BIGGER THAN A STREAM. +++ SNEAKO IS NOW DOCUMENTING ANDREW TATE'S FALL. THE TONE HAS SHIFTED.

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a looksmaxxer and rfk jr's people walk into a bar. slate had questions.

an alliance so unlikely that slate wrote a whole piece asking how we got here. the answer, allegedly, makes sense once you see it.

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somewhere in america, a content creator who has been citizen's arrested, questioned in a battery lawsuit, and asked by piers morgan if he is 'war crimes-maxxing' has found new friends. per a slate piece published july 29th, the maha movement and a certain looksmaxxing streamer have united behind what the outlet calls a 'strange health obsession.' the framing is 'incomprehensible alliance,' the sub-framing is 'until you realize one thing.'

chat, that one thing is apparently the whole story. slate did not write the headline to be nice. the piece does not name what the shared obsession is in the headline, which means you have to click, which means slate understood the assignment. the lore grows in a direction nobody predicted: rfk country. anyway. the bones were always pointing somewhere.

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