+++ THE JERUSALEM POST JUST USED CLAVICULAR TO PROVE A POINT ABOUT BIRKIN BAGS. ALSO LILY SNYDER BROKE UP WITH HIM TWO WEEKS BEFORE THE CHARGES. +++ XQC SAYS HE DEFENDED POKIMANE. TWICE. SO WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THIS? +++ SOMEBODY VERY FAMOUS JUST SAID 'I'M CALLING THE COPS' AND HONESTLY THE LORE DEMANDS IT +++ A CLIP ATTRIBUTED TO ASMONGOLD ABOUT A WOMAN AND HER 'ATTACKERS' IS CIRCULATING ON R/LIVESTREAMFAIL. HERE IS WHAT THE POST CLAIMS. +++ HASAN PIKER DID UT AUSTIN. NOW A LOS ANGELES MAYOR IS DEFENDING HIM TO JEWISH VOTERS. ALSO JESSE WATTERS SAID 'HERE KITTY KITTY.' +++ THE DAY BEFORE THE CHARGES DROPPED, CLAVICULAR WAS TEACHING PEOPLE HOW TO GROW THEIR PENIS WITH A SHOPPING BAG +++ THE JERUSALEM POST JUST USED CLAVICULAR TO PROVE A POINT ABOUT BIRKIN BAGS. ALSO LILY SNYDER BROKE UP WITH HIM TWO WEEKS BEFORE THE CHARGES. +++ XQC SAYS HE DEFENDED POKIMANE. TWICE. SO WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THIS? +++ SOMEBODY VERY FAMOUS JUST SAID 'I'M CALLING THE COPS' AND HONESTLY THE LORE DEMANDS IT +++ A CLIP ATTRIBUTED TO ASMONGOLD ABOUT A WOMAN AND HER 'ATTACKERS' IS CIRCULATING ON R/LIVESTREAMFAIL. HERE IS WHAT THE POST CLAIMS. +++ HASAN PIKER DID UT AUSTIN. NOW A LOS ANGELES MAYOR IS DEFENDING HIM TO JEWISH VOTERS. ALSO JESSE WATTERS SAID 'HERE KITTY KITTY.' +++ THE DAY BEFORE THE CHARGES DROPPED, CLAVICULAR WAS TEACHING PEOPLE HOW TO GROW THEIR PENIS WITH A SHOPPING BAG

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the jerusalem post just used clavicular to prove a point about birkin bags. also lily snyder broke up with him two weeks before the charges.

the story is in its second week and it has reached: israel, a college newspaper, a legal trade publication, and one very awkward september interview that suddenly makes a lot more sense.

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the clavicular charges story has now been running for ten days and the coverage keeps landing in stranger places. this week's most unexpected entrant is the jerusalem post, which published an opinion column using the case as evidence for a pre-existing argument about materialism and civilization. a college paper also filed its first dispatch. and a september 17 interview just took on a different kind of weight.

start with the jerusalem post piece, which is doing a lot of work. per the column, clavicular's situation is cited as proof that birkin bags, luxury branding, and influencer aspiration do not, in the writer's framing, build a nation. the argument existed before clavicular. he is presented as the illustration. it is a genuinely strange sentence to type.

the uwp exponent, a college publication, ran a straightforward charges summary this week, which means the story has now completed the full media lap: wire services, cable news, legal trades, glossy magazines, international outlets, and now campus press. rhode island lawyers weekly also filed, covering the drugging and rape charges from a legal-industry angle, per that publication's framing of the case facts.

chat, the piece from pembroke pines news dated september 17 deserves a second look. five days before the charges became public, clavicular reportedly sat for an interview and confirmed a split from longtime girlfriend lily snyder, which per that report he described as awkward. the interview exists. the timing is the timeline.

separately, the stamford advocate reported in late august that clavicular, who was previously expelled from a connecticut university, was set to return to the area for a bridgeport event. that detail adds a geographic data point to the lore. the charges landed less than a month later.

the jerusalem post piece will not be the last unexpected venue. the story keeps finding new frames. that is the arc now.

anyway. lily snyder got out in september.

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