+++ SOULJA BOY CALLED KAI CENAT 'DIDDY,' CHALLENGED HIM TO A BOXING MATCH, AND ALSO BROUGHT UP COVID VACCINES +++ THE BATTERY VICTIM WANTS CLAVICULAR'S STREAMING CONTRACT. KICK JUST REVEALED THEY SPENT $700K ON HIM IN A MONTH. +++ ASMONGOLD TO MIZKIF: YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF +++ THE AMERICAN ENTERPRISE INSTITUTE JUST INVOKED A SHOOTER AND A MARXIST MURDER THEORY IN THE SAME HASAN PIKER HEADLINE, SO THAT'S WHERE WE ARE +++ SOMEONE JUST SPENT 24 HOURS ON A BENCH FOR HIM. YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS WHO. +++ KAI CENAT SHOWED UP WITH CORNROWS AND CLEAR SKIN AND THE INTERNET HAD A MOMENT +++ SOULJA BOY CALLED KAI CENAT 'DIDDY,' CHALLENGED HIM TO A BOXING MATCH, AND ALSO BROUGHT UP COVID VACCINES +++ THE BATTERY VICTIM WANTS CLAVICULAR'S STREAMING CONTRACT. KICK JUST REVEALED THEY SPENT $700K ON HIM IN A MONTH. +++ ASMONGOLD TO MIZKIF: YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF +++ THE AMERICAN ENTERPRISE INSTITUTE JUST INVOKED A SHOOTER AND A MARXIST MURDER THEORY IN THE SAME HASAN PIKER HEADLINE, SO THAT'S WHERE WE ARE +++ SOMEONE JUST SPENT 24 HOURS ON A BENCH FOR HIM. YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS WHO. +++ KAI CENAT SHOWED UP WITH CORNROWS AND CLEAR SKIN AND THE INTERNET HAD A MOMENT

★ E-CELEB GOSSIP ★ DRAMA ★ RECEIPTS ★

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the battery victim wants clavicular's streaming contract. kick just revealed they spent $700k on him in a month.

two things happened on the same news cycle and they are extremely related to each other.

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chat, this one is tidy in a terrible way.

what happened. per tmz, the alleged female battery victim in clavicular's ongoing lawsuit now wants to see his streaming contract. separately, dexerto reports that clavicular himself revealed kick spent close to $700,000 promoting his clips in a single month, and that he personally pays nothing toward that promotion.

why the contract matters. in a civil case, knowing what a defendant earns and how their platform relationship is structured is not an unusual thing to want. the victim's legal team, per the tmz report, is seeking the contract as part of discovery. clavicular has not publicly commented on that request.

the $700k figure. the number came from clavicular himself, according to dexerto. he framed it as evidence of kick's investment in his content. the clip shows him describing it flatly, like a fun stat. it is, however, now a public statement about the scale of his platform deal, made the same week someone filed to see that deal in court.

what we don't know. whether kick's promotional spend appears in or is relevant to the contract itself. whether clavicular's legal team has responded to the discovery request. whether kick has any position on the lawsuit touching their deal.

the miami footage angle. yahoo also ran a piece today specifically highlighting clavicular being slammed to the ground during the citizen's arrest, per the footage. this is the same clip that went mainstream last week, now getting a second round. nothing new in the underlying events, but the framing is getting sharper each cycle.

anyway. turns out telling the internet your platform spends seven figures on you is one of those things that sounds good until it doesn't.

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