somebody is writing a book. the title alone should concern you.

a figure with a benihana signature order, a podcast deal, a k-pop single, and a hemorrhoid removal she treated herself for is now adding published author to the resume. per a full book description surfaced by imdb in april, the memoir is titled crying on the kitchen floor and will address viral fame, controversy, and whatever else has accumulated over roughly two decades of being extremely online.

chat, the title is doing a lot of heavy lifting and i respect it. this is someone who has already lived approximately eleven different public arcs. the book apparently addresses the controversies directly, per the listing. no release date circulating yet. anyway. the kitchen floor has been there the whole time. it knew.