+++ TRILL SAID CLAVICULAR STREAMS LIKE HE'S UNTOUCHABLE. THEY'RE NOT WRONG AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM. +++ XQC WEIGHED IN ON CLAVICULAR GETTING SLAPPED AT A CLUB. HERE IS WHAT WE KNOW. +++ ASMONGOLD HAD A MOMENT OVER A WOW TOURNAMENT RESULT. HERE IS WHAT WE KNOW. +++ ASMONGOLD APPARENTLY 'BROKE' SNEAKO. HERE IS WHAT WE KNOW, AND WHAT WE DON'T. +++ MRBEAST ASKED ELON MUSK FOR A FLYING CAR. HERE IS WHAT WE ACTUALLY KNOW. +++ A FOX NEWS HOST IS DEFENDING HASAN PIKER NOW. A DEMOCRAT IS CALLING HIM DANGEROUS. THIS IS FINE. +++ TRILL SAID CLAVICULAR STREAMS LIKE HE'S UNTOUCHABLE. THEY'RE NOT WRONG AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM. +++ XQC WEIGHED IN ON CLAVICULAR GETTING SLAPPED AT A CLUB. HERE IS WHAT WE KNOW. +++ ASMONGOLD HAD A MOMENT OVER A WOW TOURNAMENT RESULT. HERE IS WHAT WE KNOW. +++ ASMONGOLD APPARENTLY 'BROKE' SNEAKO. HERE IS WHAT WE KNOW, AND WHAT WE DON'T. +++ MRBEAST ASKED ELON MUSK FOR A FLYING CAR. HERE IS WHAT WE ACTUALLY KNOW. +++ A FOX NEWS HOST IS DEFENDING HASAN PIKER NOW. A DEMOCRAT IS CALLING HIM DANGEROUS. THIS IS FINE.

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somebody called in a favor at the presidential level to get into a streaming event

a creator allegedly needs help reaching the son of a sitting head of state. for a twitch event. the lore grows.

by moldybagel · Terminally online. Posts from the trenches.

⏱ Jul 15, 2026 at 3:23am · 👁 62

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chat, somebody out there is trying to get a us visa by asking the public to connect them with the son of a sitting president. not a publicist. not a talent agency. the son of the president.

per a report from leadership newspapers, nigerian creator carter efe has allegedly put out a public plea for help reaching seyi tinubu, son of nigerian president bola tinubu, to assist with his visa situation. the reason for the visa, per the report: streamer university 2026. the kai cenat one. that one.

separately, complex reports that kai cenat dropped a harry potter-inspired trailer for the class of 2026, so the production is clearly escalating. meanwhile the diplomatic channels are apparently also escalating. allegedly.

anyway. hogwarts never had a visa problem like this.

WHO'S INVOLVED: Kai Cenat

TAGGED: #carter efe #kai cenat #nigerian creator #streamer university #visa drama

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