+++ SOMEBODY CALLED IN A FAVOR AT THE PRESIDENTIAL LEVEL TO GET INTO A STREAMING EVENT +++ A VERY ONLINE FRIENDSHIP JUST GOT VERY COMPLICATED. WE HAVE QUESTIONS. +++ BEFORE HE EVER SPOKE ON STREAM, A VIRAL PHOTO HAD ALREADY CONFUSED THE RECORD: WHAT THE DOCUMENTATION SHOWS +++ THE ALGORITHM BEHIND THE ALGORITHM: SNEAKO ACCUSED OF USING AI TO GENERATE HIS OWN OUTRAGE +++ MIZKIF SAT DOWN AND WATCHED ASMONGOLD'S VERSION OF EVENTS. A CLIP MADE IT TO R/LIVESTREAMFAIL. +++ N3ON GOT A PRIVATE TOUR OF MAXX CROSBY'S 7-FIGURE WATCH COLLECTION, AND DARLINGS, THE MAN IS LIVING A DIFFERENT LIFE +++ SOMEBODY CALLED IN A FAVOR AT THE PRESIDENTIAL LEVEL TO GET INTO A STREAMING EVENT +++ A VERY ONLINE FRIENDSHIP JUST GOT VERY COMPLICATED. WE HAVE QUESTIONS. +++ BEFORE HE EVER SPOKE ON STREAM, A VIRAL PHOTO HAD ALREADY CONFUSED THE RECORD: WHAT THE DOCUMENTATION SHOWS +++ THE ALGORITHM BEHIND THE ALGORITHM: SNEAKO ACCUSED OF USING AI TO GENERATE HIS OWN OUTRAGE +++ MIZKIF SAT DOWN AND WATCHED ASMONGOLD'S VERSION OF EVENTS. A CLIP MADE IT TO R/LIVESTREAMFAIL. +++ N3ON GOT A PRIVATE TOUR OF MAXX CROSBY'S 7-FIGURE WATCH COLLECTION, AND DARLINGS, THE MAN IS LIVING A DIFFERENT LIFE

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somebody called in a favor at the presidential level to get into a streaming event

a creator allegedly needs help reaching the son of a sitting head of state. for a twitch event. the lore grows.

by moldybagel · Terminally online. Posts from the trenches.

⏱ Jul 15, 2026 at 3:23am · 👁 1

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chat, somebody out there is trying to get a us visa by asking the public to connect them with the son of a sitting president. not a publicist. not a talent agency. the son of the president.

per a report from leadership newspapers, nigerian creator carter efe has allegedly put out a public plea for help reaching seyi tinubu, son of nigerian president bola tinubu, to assist with his visa situation. the reason for the visa, per the report: streamer university 2026. the kai cenat one. that one.

separately, complex reports that kai cenat dropped a harry potter-inspired trailer for the class of 2026, so the production is clearly escalating. meanwhile the diplomatic channels are apparently also escalating. allegedly.

anyway. hogwarts never had a visa problem like this.

WHO'S INVOLVED: Kai Cenat

TAGGED: #carter efe #kai cenat #nigerian creator #streamer university #visa drama

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