MrBeast Is Going to Be a Shark. This Changes Everything We Thought We Knew About Television.
ABC has confirmed that the most-subscribed individual on YouTube will sit at the Shark Tank table for Season 18. This correspondent has thoughts, and they are not reassuring.
MrBeast is going to be a Shark. Sit with that.
ABC confirmed on July 7, according to reporting across Deadline, USA Today, and a dozen other outlets that apparently received the same press release simultaneously, that Jimmy Donaldson will join Season 18 of "Shark Tank" as a guest shark alongside Mindy Kaling, Steven Bartlett, J.J. Watt, and the Foster sisters. The announcement was, by any reasonable metric, a seismic event. This correspondent is treating it as one.
To understand what this means, you have to understand what Shark Tank represents. For fifteen-plus years it has been the premier theater of American entrepreneurial aspiration, a place where founders go to be either elevated or publicly humiliated by people with actual capital and track records. It is, in the traditional sense, a serious program. And now the man who built a chocolate company that is reportedly in a legal dispute with its own investors will be evaluating other people's business decisions on national television.
There is a genuinely sharp point buried in the absurdity, though. MrBeast has, documented across Forbes, Inc., and his own stated financials, built something closer to a media conglomerate than a content channel. His operational fluency, the logistics of executing videos that reportedly cost millions per episode, is real. He may be more qualified to judge a founder's unit economics than half the legacy sharks who've been sitting in those chairs since 2009. That is not a trivial observation.
And yet. The optics of a man whose $10,000 penny contest allegedly contained hidden disqualification rules, whose Feastables brand is reportedly embroiled in investor litigation, now sitting in judgment of ambitious strangers asking for money, are, at minimum, interesting.
Also reported on July 7: MrBeast reportedly bought a TikTok user a new car after she tagged him as a "last resort" when hers broke down. He is, simultaneously, a guest shark and a fairy godfather. The discourse does not know what to do with this. Neither does this correspondent.
What happens when the most-watched creator on the platform becomes the face of the most-watched entrepreneurship show on broadcast television is not just a question about one man. It is a question about what we have decided to call authority.
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