kai cenat is apparently in scary movie now and his avengers wish just went viral

the lore just jumped genres.

an aol.com piece from august 19th, headlined "scary movie's kai cenat has wild wish for avengers: doomsday," appears to confirm something nobody had on their bingo card: kai cenat has a role in the scary movie franchise. chat, is the timeline okay.

the headline is doing a lot of lifting so let's just lay out what the receipts actually show.

1. the scary movie credit: the aol piece refers to kai explicitly as "scary movie's kai cenat," per its own framing. no character name or role specifics surfaced in the available signal, but the possessive construction is fairly direct attribution. the scary movie franchise is the parody horror series that dominated the 2000s and has reportedly been cycling through reboot development for years. allegedly it now has kai cenat in it.
2. the avengers wish: per the same piece, kai apparently stated some kind of "wild wish" specifically about avengers: doomsday, the upcoming marvel film. the article describes it as wild. fans, per the report, love it. the actual contents of the wish were not detailed in the available signal, but the framing strongly implies it involves him wanting some form of involvement in the project.
3. the fan reaction: the aol article frames the response as positive, presenting the wish as endearing rather than embarrassing. given that he apparently now has a scary movie credit to his name, this is maybe not the most delusional swing he could take.
4. the timing gap: the piece ran august 19th. no official scary movie announcement or marvel confirmation has surfaced in the available signal to match the report. it could be a press run for the scary movie project, a profile, or something in between.

if the scary movie casting holds up on an official announcement, this is a new arc with real legs. kevin hart already called him the future of entertainment. he cried at gta 6. he offered an engagement ring to a stranger on stream. and allegedly he is now in a horror parody franchise while simultaneously manifesting marvel roles into existence via the internet.

the avengers wish is allegedly wild. the fans allegedly love it. marvel has not called.

anyway. robert downey jr. didn't call back but the internet did.