+++ CLAVICULAR TOLD SEAN HANNITY HIS PROTEIN DIET IS AGING HIM, THEN PIERS MORGAN ASKED IF HE'S 'WAR CRIMES-MAXXING' +++ ASMONGOLD HAS A POSITION ON CLASSIC WOW PRIVATE SERVERS. HERE IS WHAT WE KNOW. +++ J STREET IS PLAYING DEFENSE, THE COLLEGE DEMS' JEWISH CAUCUS IS PLAYING OFFENSE, AND THE TRUMP ADMIN JUST ACCUSED GEORGE FLOYD OF A CUBA CONSPIRACY +++ MRBEAST AND THEA BOOYSEN ARE MARRIED. HE SHARED ONE PHOTO. THAT WAS IT. +++ RICH LUX MADE AN ALLEGED GROOMING VICTIM INTO A PUNCHLINE. PAIGE CHRISTIE HAS RECEIPTS. +++ STREAMER UNIVERSITY IS OVER. THE LAWSUITS ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. +++ CLAVICULAR TOLD SEAN HANNITY HIS PROTEIN DIET IS AGING HIM, THEN PIERS MORGAN ASKED IF HE'S 'WAR CRIMES-MAXXING' +++ ASMONGOLD HAS A POSITION ON CLASSIC WOW PRIVATE SERVERS. HERE IS WHAT WE KNOW. +++ J STREET IS PLAYING DEFENSE, THE COLLEGE DEMS' JEWISH CAUCUS IS PLAYING OFFENSE, AND THE TRUMP ADMIN JUST ACCUSED GEORGE FLOYD OF A CUBA CONSPIRACY +++ MRBEAST AND THEA BOOYSEN ARE MARRIED. HE SHARED ONE PHOTO. THAT WAS IT. +++ RICH LUX MADE AN ALLEGED GROOMING VICTIM INTO A PUNCHLINE. PAIGE CHRISTIE HAS RECEIPTS. +++ STREAMER UNIVERSITY IS OVER. THE LAWSUITS ARE JUST GETTING STARTED.

★ E-CELEB GOSSIP ★ DRAMA ★ RECEIPTS ★

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clavicular told sean hannity his protein diet is aging him, then piers morgan asked if he's 'war crimes-maxxing'

a 24-hour media tour that started with testosterone confessions on fox news and ended with the moscow times writing a whole thing about it.

⏱ Jul 21, 2026 at 11:24pm · 👁 2
Image: Clavicular via Wikimedia/Fandom

sometime tuesday morning, clavicular sat down with sean hannity for a youtube segment called 'is looksmaxxing ruining gen z' and the answer was immediately yes, but for reasons nobody had fully anticipated.

per the fox news coverage of the appearance, clavicular told hannity he started taking testosterone at 14 and called natural training 'a waste.' that is a sentence that fox news had to publish. it did.

then, according to multiple outlets covering the segment, he looked at the host and told him his high-protein diet was aging him. hannity has been doing television for thirty years. clavicular has been doing looksmaxxing. the clip appears to show clavicular diagnosing hannity's face in real time, on hannity's own show, as a guest.

he also told the mirror us that the united states might soon need a 'department of looksmaxxing' in connection with military testosterone screening. this is not confirmed policy. it is a thing clavicular said on the record in july 2026.

separately, per fox news coverage of a different appearance, clavicular addressed bone smashing and described it as 'not a hill i'm willing to die on.' this is what counts as a moderate position in this discourse. bone smashing is now the centrist take.

chat, the day was not over.

piers morgan, who had already had clavicular on his show for the ukraine and gaza segment that is now its own news cycle, apparently also asked him about a potential trip to russia to meet vladimir putin. per unilad and the mirror us, morgan asked clavicular directly if he was 'war crimes-maxxing.' clavicular allegedly did not deny that the meeting was being considered.

the moscow times published a piece tuesday titled 'is clavicular russia's next useful idiot.' the moscow times. about the looksmaxxing guy. the lore grows in directions that defy mapping.

to recap the arc so far: he went to israel, an idf soldier lost their position, netanyahu's people had to do damage control, he walked out of an interview, aoc learned his name, he dumped his girlfriend live on kick, flew to paris, was spotted with sophie rain, went on piers morgan and made comments about ukraine and gaza that generated a separate backlash, and now he is being asked by multiple television hosts whether he is flying to moscow to meet putin, which he is apparently not ruling out.

he also told sean hannity that hannity's face looks old.

the testosterone-at-14 claim is drawing its own coverage from fox news independently, framed around what it says about gen z fitness culture. the new york post ran a 'tells all' piece. complex covered the overdose denial. the times of india covered the breakup. this is a man who is somehow in every vertical simultaneously.

the natural training comment will probably do more lasting damage to the supplement industry than any regulatory body has managed in a decade. anyway. the protein powder had nothing to do with this and yet here we are.

WHO'S INVOLVED: Clavicular

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