clavicular told a paris restaurant to 'serve him dog sh*t.' it went viral. obviously.

the man went to paris, got rejected, walked a runway, got rejected some more, admitted he was 'shooting air balls,' and then apparently sat down for dinner and made it worse. per the times of india, a clip of clavicular reviewing a french restaurant has gone viral, with the streamer allegedly telling the establishment to, quote, 'serve me some dog sh*t.' the exact context of the quote is unclear from the headline alone, but the internet did not wait for context.

what we know about the restaurant clip. according to the times of india report dated june 26, the review went viral on its own. whether this was a live stream bit, a vlog segment, or a genuine complaint is not confirmed by the source. what is confirmed is that it happened in paris, it is being covered internationally, and it involved those exact words.

what we don't know. we don't know the name of the restaurant, whether clavicular was actually dissatisfied or performing for the camera, or whether the restaurant has responded. we also don't know if this was filmed as part of the same rejection footage batch the new york post reported on june 24. it could be. it might not be.

separately: an old tiktok surfaced. also on june 25, the times of india reports that a pre-surgery tiktok of clavicular has resurfaced, allegedly adding 'new context to his transformation.' the clip apparently predates the rhinoplasty. what it shows specifically is not detailed in the headline, but its timing, mid-lore-arc-maximum, is doing a lot of heavy lifting for whoever dug it up. chat, this is the ecosystem working as intended.

and then there's the rockstar games thing. per a separate times of india report from june 25, clavicular slammed rumors that a gta 6 character is based on him, calling rockstar games 'clout chasing.' rockstar has not responded. the rumor's origin is unconfirmed. clavicular denying association with a major cultural product while simultaneously being covered by sky news australia and the times of india in the same week is a sentence that exists now.

sky news australia, for the record. host rita panahi apparently reacted to clavicular's fashion week runway debut on air. no further detail on her take is available from the signal, but the fact of the segment is notable. this is now a television news story in multiple countries.

anyway. he went to paris for rejections and left with international restaurant coverage. the dog sh*t line really carried.