clavicular says he and his girlfriend want a baby. per tmz.

chat, we need to talk about what tmz just published.

what we know: according to a tmz report dated august 15, clavicular has stated that he and his girlfriend want to have a baby. that is the headline. that is a real sentence that exists now.

who is the girlfriend, exactly: unclear. the known timeline includes a reference to a 'riley roberts split' as recently as august 13, which would make this timeline extremely compressed. tmz's report does not specify, per the available signal, and we are not in the business of filling that gap with guesses.

the context that makes this funnier: on august 11, per prior reporting, clavicular allegedly sought woah vicky's assistance with unspecified girlfriend drama. four days later, tmz is publishing baby content. this is his fastest arc transition of the summer. a personal best.

what we don't know: whether this is a casual on-stream comment, a formal announcement, or a bit that tmz filed straight. the signal only gives us the headline. no clip, no quote, no surrounding context has surfaced in what we've monitored.

the steroid sidebar nobody asked for: allegations from a person called 'greg' that clavicular has been on steroids since age 14 dropped on august 10. this is not medically relevant commentary. it is just timeline texture.

anyway. woah vicky did not prepare us for this.