clavicular is getting cooked for his dancing and honestly the timeline earned this

he had a better week when scientology threw him out.

per a yahoo report dated september 14th, clavicular is now getting publicly roasted for his dance moves and alleged drug use. that's the sentence. that is the whole sentence.

chat, we are nine months into this man's arc and the cumulative lore has now produced a headline that rhymes with 'dad at a company holiday party.' the alleged drug use angle is unverified and attributed to the circulating clip, not confirmed fact. but the dancing is apparently just on camera. no allegations needed. just footage.

here's my thing. this is a guy who recently claimed he has had the biggest cultural impact of any creator alive. a guy who was a guest referee at a fight where nazi salutes broke out. a guy who got physically removed from a scientology building while yelling about jesus. and the week ends with a roast thread about whether he can two-step.

the escalation curve here is genuinely unprecedented. most people peak at one unhinged moment and coast. this is his third distinct storyline in five days, and this one involves choreography. we are so back, except back from where, nobody knows.

the drug use allegations in the clip are just that, allegations, attributed to commenters and not any named source. worth saying plainly. but the roast is real and the replies, per the thread, are not charitable.

i don't think this hurts him. i think at this point the man is operating on a physics that normal reputation math doesn't touch. every new cycle just adds a layer. scientology, boxing, dancing, allegedly. the lore compounds. the audience stays.

but someone in his circle should probably tell him to stop dancing on camera. not because of what people are saying. just as a general life note.

anyway. the footwork was the only honest thing in the room.