clavicular is doing a victory lap through upstate new york and nobody can stop him
binghamton. now syracuse. the man is flexing his way through central new york one regional news outlet at a time. this is a column about what that means.
the college tour was always the bit.
clavicular showed up in syracuse this week, per this is cny and syracuse.com, to, and i am quoting the headline directly, "flex and smile." that is the entire description. that is the whole story. a man came to your city to flex. and smile. and the local news covered it.
chat, we need to talk about what is happening here.
this is not a guy who stumbled into regional coverage. the binghamton bar appearance was confirmed by wivt. now syracuse. next is texas a&m and penn state. clavicular is running a very deliberate geography, hitting mid-size markets where local outlets are grateful for the content and the audience is young enough to show up. he understands the media ecosystem better than most people twice his age with actual publicists.
the "flex and smile" framing is doing a lot of work. it sounds dismissive. it probably was meant to be. but the bar appearance, the college stops, the regional press pickups, this is infrastructure. this is a guy building a touring presence the same way a mid-tier band builds a fanbase: city by city, market by market, one venue at a time.
you can hate everything about him, the looksmaxing rhetoric, the peptide apathy content, the allegedly saying he can fix a sitting congresswoman, and still recognize that the upstate new york media tour is tactically coherent. those two things are allowed to coexist.
what the syracuse visit proves is that the binghamton appearance was not a one-off weird thing. it is phase two of a real rollout. the "ruling the planet" quote was not idle boasting, it was a press release in disguise.
the out magazine piece from february called him far-right and told people to beware. the times of india covered the "ruling the planet" quote. bollywoodshaadis weighed in on the aoc situation. and now syracuse.com is reporting on the flex.
anyway. upstate new york came out to see a man flex, and honestly, same.
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