clavicular and 'cuban tarzan' avoid jail in the great everglades gator incident

he went to florida. he found an alligator. he allegedly shot it on a livestream. it was, per court documents, presumed already dead at the time. somehow this is a real sentence we are writing.

per nbc 6 south florida, clavicular and a person known online as "cuban tarzan" have avoided jail time in connection with the alleged alligator shooting incident — the one that, per reporting from abc news, cbs news, people.com, the hollywood reporter, and approximately every outlet that has ever covered florida man content, resulted in a misdemeanor firearm charge against clavicular in early may.

the clip, per court documents cited across multiple outlets, appeared to show clavicular discharging a firearm at a gator in the florida everglades during a livestream. the alligator was presumed dead. the charge was a misdemeanor. chat is this real.

"clavicular charged with misdemeanor after allegedly firing gun at dead alligator on livestream" — people.com, may 6, 2026. a sentence that exists.

per nbc 6's may 15 report, both clavicular and cuban tarzan have avoided jail as the case resolved. the specific terms of the disposition were not detailed in initial reporting, but incarceration is reportedly off the table for both parties.

to situate this in the broader lore: this resolution comes roughly one month after a civil lawsuit was filed by a teen protégé alleging battery, fraud, and — per rolling stone and cbs news — being injected with an "unapproved drug" during a livestream. that case is ongoing, per available reporting. the alligator case, at least, is apparently closed.

the timeline of this particular arc is moving fast. charges dropped on a gator incident. a surgical transformation saga unfolding in real time on kick. a jaw surgery plan allegedly priced at $35,000 now in the discourse. it's a lot of concurrent storylines for one person to be running simultaneously.

the alligator, for the record, was allegedly already deceased before any of this happened. it was allegedly dead. clavicular allegedly shot it anyway. on a stream. with cuban tarzan present. in the everglades. and then avoided jail.

anyway. the gator was the only one who got out early.