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Bam Margera Is Reportedly Sober and Launching a Cannabis Brand. Both Things Are True at Once.

A local outlet out of West Chester is making claims about Bam Margera's current condition and business plans. Here is what the record actually shows.

⏱ Sep 10, 2026 at 5:23am · 👁 59
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There are stories that arrive not with a bang but with a press release filed quietly to a regional outlet on a Tuesday, and this correspondent suspects history will not be kind to anyone who ignored this one. On September 3, 2026, VISTA.Today, a hyperlocal publication covering the West Chester, Pennsylvania area, published a piece carrying three distinct claims about Bam Margera: that he is sober, that he is back on a skateboard, and that he is in the process of launching a cannabis brand. All three deserve scrutiny. None should be taken as settled.

To understand why the framing matters, one must return to March, when Fishtank announced Bam as the Season 5 host, marking the first time in the show's history that Sam Hyde would not be returning as a full-time presence. That booking was read, at the time, as a signal. A man you book to host your live social experiment is a man whose condition someone has evaluated. That context sits behind every one of the following items.

The receipts, as reviewed by this publication, are as follows:

  1. The sobriety claim. VISTA.Today reports that Bam Margera is currently sober. The publication does not specify a start date, a program, or a source on the record. This correspondent has seen no independent confirmation from Bam himself, his management, or a secondary outlet as of press time. It is attributed here to VISTA.Today and to VISTA.Today alone.
  2. The skateboarding claim. The same piece states Bam is, in its words, "back on the board." This is at least partially corroborated by his August 26, 2026 appearance at Alaska's 4th of July Car Launch event, which was observed and documented publicly. Whether that constitutes a return to serious skating or a single public appearance is a distinction VISTA.Today does not draw.
  3. The cannabis brand. VISTA.Today states Bam is launching a cannabis brand. No brand name, launch date, distribution partner, or product category is named in the signal reviewed by this publication. A 4chan /tv/ thread dated September 9, 2026, surfaced asking what is next for his film career, suggesting at least some portion of the audience remains unaware of this reported business pivot entirely.

The tension inside item three is the one that will generate the most discourse, and it probably should. A public sobriety narrative and a cannabis brand launch are not legally incompatible. They are, however, a combination that invites questions the VISTA.Today piece does not answer. This correspondent is not in a position to answer them either. What this publication can say is that a regional outlet has made the claim, on record, under a byline, and that no one has disputed it publicly as of September 10, 2026.

The Fallen Footwear Heartogram colorways, separately covered this week by Sole Retriever, suggest a man building a commercial infrastructure around himself. The cannabis brand, if real, is another plank in that structure. Whether the structure holds is a question none of us can answer yet.

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