a certain someone is bringing christmas to florida in july and st. pete has no idea what's coming

okay so there's a creator. very online. extensive lore. recent highlights include a benihana collab, a k-pop single, a hemorrhoid removal she treated as a national holiday, and an upcoming niagara falls appearance that niagara falls did not ask for.

per coverage out of st. petersburg, florida this week, she is now bringing a holiday tour called trishmas live to st. pete. chat, it is july. she is doing christmas in july in florida. the audacity is immaculate and frankly the only correct move. the st. pete catalyst has it confirmed. trisha paytas, if you were somehow unsure, is the one doing this. anyway. florida was already cooked but now it has trishmas.