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a certain looksmaxxer just caught a citizen's arrest in miami. no, the other kind.

security dragged him to the ground. per the thread, anyway.

⏱ Jul 25, 2026 at 12:23pm · 👁 4
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picture this. you are at a miami beach club. a man walks in. he has opinions about facial bones. he has allegedly injected things into strangers. he has been to israel. piers morgan has asked him about war crimes. and tonight, per an r/livestreamfail submission, he is getting dragged to the floor by security and placed under citizen's arrest after a fight.

the miami new times, which published a longread on his "ascension" approximately two days ago, was apparently shadowing him for a night out when things went sideways. the clip is in the thread. the floor did not care about his jawline. chat, is this real. anyway. the floor was the only winner here.

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