Which Chaos Streamer Just Handed a Former NBA Guard $50K, a Full Streaming Setup, and Allegedly a Six-Figure Platform Deal?

Darlings, a certain red-haired menace of the internet reportedly walked into a room this week, looked a former NBA guard in the eyes, and said the words "it's all ready for you." Then, allegedly, handed him fifty thousand dollars cash, a twenty-five-thousand-dollar streaming setup, and reportedly helped broker a one-hundred-thousand-dollar deal with a certain salmon-colored platform that rhymes with "kick."

Per multiple outlets including Complex and theJasmineBRAND, the recipient got emotional. Which, honestly? Relatable. Less relatable: our streamer in question then apparently challenged said former pro to a 1v1 basketball game, and according to Yahoo Sports, that was a huge mistake. A journey. We love growth, we love generosity, and we absolutely love watching someone set up a whole streaming career for a man and then immediately get cooked on the court by him. His name, my loves, is N3on. The beneficiary is Delonte West. Keep receipts, because this redemption arc has a very specific benefactor and we will be watching the view counts.