+++ HASAN PIKER CALLED LINDSEY GRAHAM 'BLOODTHIRSTY' AND CLAIMS FOX NEWS JUST ACCIDENTALLY VINDICATED HIM ON A COMPLETELY SEPARATE THING +++ THE CHOCOLATE KEEPS MOVING: FEASTABLES LANDS A UK WHOLESALE DEAL EVEN AS THE INTERNAL NUMBERS DRAW SCRUTINY +++ KAI CENAT DROPPED A DISS TRACK AND THE TARGET LIST IS LONGER THAN EXPECTED +++ A KICK STREAMER WALKED INTO A PUNCH HE DID NOT SEE COMING. THE SUN HAS THE FOOTAGE. +++ FELIX LENGYEL REVIEWED THE JASONTHEWEEN CLIP. HE HAS A RULING. +++ ASMONGOLD SAYS THE N-WORD WAS A DEMO. HE ALSO THINKS JASON SAID IT. THE INTERNET IS PROCESSING BOTH. +++ HASAN PIKER CALLED LINDSEY GRAHAM 'BLOODTHIRSTY' AND CLAIMS FOX NEWS JUST ACCIDENTALLY VINDICATED HIM ON A COMPLETELY SEPARATE THING +++ THE CHOCOLATE KEEPS MOVING: FEASTABLES LANDS A UK WHOLESALE DEAL EVEN AS THE INTERNAL NUMBERS DRAW SCRUTINY +++ KAI CENAT DROPPED A DISS TRACK AND THE TARGET LIST IS LONGER THAN EXPECTED +++ A KICK STREAMER WALKED INTO A PUNCH HE DID NOT SEE COMING. THE SUN HAS THE FOOTAGE. +++ FELIX LENGYEL REVIEWED THE JASONTHEWEEN CLIP. HE HAS A RULING. +++ ASMONGOLD SAYS THE N-WORD WAS A DEMO. HE ALSO THINKS JASON SAID IT. THE INTERNET IS PROCESSING BOTH.

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The Chocolate Keeps Moving: Feastables Lands a UK Wholesale Deal Even as the Internal Numbers Draw Scrutiny

Days after Business Insider reported a growth slowdown inside Feastables, the brand has reportedly secured a listing with Co-op Wholesale in the United Kingdom. The story is more complicated than either headline suggests.

⏱ Jul 13, 2026 at 2:23pm · 👁 1
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The documents had barely stopped circulating. Three days after Business Insider reported that internal Feastables figures allegedly showed a growth slowdown at MrBeast's chocolate brand, a trade publication called KamCity reported on July 13 that Feastables had secured a new listing with Co-op Wholesale in the United Kingdom. The announcement, reviewed by this correspondent, contained no revenue figures and no timetable. It was, by any retail standard, a quiet piece of news. It did not arrive quietly.

To understand why it matters, one must return briefly to the arc this brand has traced. Feastables launched in 2022 as a direct-to-consumer play built on MrBeast's subscriber base, then expanded aggressively into brick-and-mortar retail across the United States. The Business Insider reporting, published July 10 and based on documents this publication has not independently reviewed, allegedly showed that growth had slowed inside the company. Sources who requested anonymity because the group chat is private had suggested to the discourse that the Walmart shelf was no longer moving units at the pace the brand required.

And yet. Here is a wholesale agreement with one of the United Kingdom's major cooperative grocery networks, announced into that same news cycle. The Co-op Wholesale operates across hundreds of independent convenience and grocery stores throughout the UK, a distribution footprint that is not nothing. Whether this deal represents a genuine international growth strategy or a pivot away from a saturated American market is a question the announcement does not answer. Feastables has not publicly addressed the Business Insider reporting.

That silence is its own data point. The brand has been exceptionally active on the collaboration and licensing front, with MrBeast himself confirmed as a guest shark on Shark Tank Season 18 and currently in Fiji for a Survivor collaboration. What it has not done, according to a review of public statements by this publication, is contest the internal figures or offer alternative numbers. A company confident in its trajectory tends to say so.

What the Co-op Wholesale listing does establish, concretely, is that Feastables retains enough commercial credibility to land new retail partnerships in international markets even while the domestic narrative turns complicated. Retailers conduct due diligence. The UK deal was not signed last month. It cleared compliance, pricing, and logistics review on a timeline that predates the Business Insider story. In other words, the bad press and the good deal were always going to land in the same week. Neither cancels the other out.

History will note that consumer brands have survived far worse contradictions than a slowdown report and a wholesale expansion arriving simultaneously. What they rarely survive is the period of uncertainty between those two facts, when the market has not yet decided which story is the real one. Feastables is presently living in that interval. The chocolate is on new shelves in the United Kingdom. The spreadsheets, allegedly, tell a different story back home. Both things are true. What happens next is the only part that will matter, for the brand, for the investors, and for everyone who has ever eaten a chocolate bar because a YouTube video told them to.

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