Someone Left a Very Famous Halloween Party With a Very Famous Bruise and Now He Has Thoughts

Darlings, picture this: you attend the party of the season, you exit said party considerably worse than you entered it, and then you post about it. That is the journey one well-known content-adjacent personality is apparently on after last Thursday's festivities, according to Hindustan Times, which reports that he shared a message alongside footage of a bloodied face that, frankly, looked like it lost an argument.

Meanwhile, per TMZ and Yahoo Sports, the Ryan Garcia camera-slapping incident has acquired a victim with an actual name: streamer Kanel Joseph, whose camera Garcia allegedly swatted mid-recording. Allegedly. "Can you stop recording?" is reportedly what was said, which is rich coming from someone attending an event that was, by definition, a stream. The audacity does not take weekends off. If Bryce Hall's message turns out to be anything more than a vague "I'm okay," my loves, we will be the first to tell you.