Michael Porter Jr. Went on N3on's Stream and Delivered a Full Sermon, So That Happened
The NBA forward told the streamer Jesus is the only way and that he's not scared of death. Meanwhile, Tsarukyan is already booking his next content creator cornerwoman. It's a journey over here.
Darlings, we have seen a lot of things happen on a N3on livestream. Poker wins. Adrien Broner. Mark Wahlberg. Norman Powell committing career arson against the Lakers. And now, per Relevant Magazinewe have an NBA player looking directly into the camera and explaining why he is not afraid of death.
Let's run what we actually know.
What MPJ said, allegedly. According to the Relevant Magazine report, Michael Porter Jr. appeared on N3on's stream and told him Jesus is the only way, adding that his faith is specifically why he's not scared of death. This is the same MPJ who, per a report just days ago, promised to adopt N3on's shooting form for the NBA season. So in the span of one week, this man offered the streamer both a jump shot tutorial and eternal salvation. The range.
What we don't know. Whether N3on had any response worth quoting, what prompted the theological turn, and how long the conversation ran. The Relevant Magazine piece covers the faith angle specifically, so the full stream context is unclear. We are not asserting anything about N3on's personal beliefs here. We are simply noting that his Kick channel is apparently now a venue for professional athletes to share the gospel.
Elsewhere in the N3on orbit. Per Bloody Elbow, Arman Tsarukyan has now vowed that Nina Drama will also corner him at UFC 331. This is after N3on's corner role was already confirmed, already reacted to by Mauricio Ruffy, and already dissected by half the MMA press. Tsarukyan is apparently assembling the most parasocial corner in combat sports history and he is not stopping. Ambitious.
What we still don't know about the UFC situation. Whether the UFC has formally signed off on Nina Drama joining the corner, what her specific role would be, and whether the fight camp itself has anything to say about this arrangement.
My loves, N3on's stream is at this point functioning as a talk show, a sports talk format, a church, and a UFC training camp simultaneously. FaZe Banks valued the AI clone at $100 million and honestly the real version might be undervalued.
MPJ is coming for that chaplain slot and we are placing no bets on where this ends.
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