clavicular got a nose job live on kick and chat said it's so over

looksmaxxing streamer clavicular — the guy whose entire brand is surgically ascending to a higher plane of facial structure — allegedly livestreamed his own rhinoplasty on kick, and the internet had thoughts. many thoughts. none of them kind.

a clip appears to show clavicular getting emotional on stream after his chat collectively decided his new nose was, quote, 'too thin for his face.' according to multiple reports, viewers shared side-by-side before/after photos and the response was, to put it clinically, brutal. michael jackson comparisons were allegedly made. a viral fan post reportedly fooled viewers into thinking it was worse than it was. so. much. lore.

'ruined his face' — the internet, doing what it does

recovery photos also allegedly sparked a whole separate thread of speculation after viewers noticed what appeared to be a wheelchair in the background, per reporting from times of india. the chat immediately theorized leg lengthening surgery was next on the arc. this is the clavicular experience.

the bacara sell-off and the $35k jaw prophecy

according to reports, clavicular also allegedly sold his shares in bacara — whatever that means for his broader business situation — hinting at, per times of india, 'a much bigger move beyond miami.' and now, as of today, a $35,000 jaw surgery plan has reportedly surfaced online, described by some outlets as 'extreme,' sparking what can only be called explosive internet discourse. to be fair: explosive internet discourse is just tuesday for this guy.

futurism also dropped a piece this week about looksmaxxing having 'extremely emasculating side effects,' which — based on the timing — is either coincidence or the funniest editorial scheduling of all time. we choose to believe the latter.

clavicular has not, according to available signal, confirmed or denied the jaw surgery plans as of press time. paris fashion week is allegedly somewhere in the vicinity of his agenda. the ascension continues. or it doesn't. it's giving 50/50.