An 82-Year-Old Wants to Fight Him. A Senator 'Doesn't Have the Right Instincts.' Our Guy Is Having a Week.

Darlings, picture a man so thoroughly lodged in the national nervous system that an 82-year-old disbarred former mayor allegedly threatened, on the record, to "knock the shit out of" him over 9/11 comments. Per Mediaite, that is reportedly what Rudy Giuliani said. About a Twitch streamer. In 2026.

Meanwhile, the streamer in question, one Hasan Piker, apparently watched Jon Ossoff condemn him as "reckless and dangerous" and decided the correct response was to inform the world that Ossoff "does not have the right instincts." Now that is a pivot. El-Sayed, for his part, is now publicly waving the whole thing off as people wanting "to make this about a streamer in California" -- which, to be fair, is not exactly a denial. Keep receipts, because at this rate the pile only grows.