A Domestic Legend Spent Three Days With the Internet's Richest Man. She Has Thoughts.

Consider, for a moment, the following social document: a woman who has survived prison, a media empire's collapse, and a Sports Illustrated cover at 81, sitting across from a 26-year-old who builds villages in Ghana and calls it content. Three days together. A verdict rendered. This correspondent will not tell you the name of the younger party just yet, because the older party is, frankly, the story.

Martha Stewart, according to documents reviewed by this publication (the documents are Yahoo News headlines, but they exist), spent 72 hours in the orbit of a certain creator whose subscriber count would require a calculator with extra digits. What she concluded about him, and whether her conclusion was charitable, is the question the discourse is currently chewing. It is worth knowing that Martha Stewart has never, in recorded history, been moved by anything she did not find genuinely useful. History will note she came away with a verdict. The verdict is apparently not unfavorable. For him, anyway.