+++ WESTCOL APPARENTLY TOLD AIDA MERLANO ALV 'DE UNA VEZ POR TODAS' AND THE LORE HAS ENTERED A NEW SEASON +++ A CERTAIN KICK STREAMER, HIS FAVORITE UFC FIGHTER, A KAYAK, AND NOW... TEYANA TAYLOR? +++ A CERTAIN LOOKSMAXXER JUST CAUGHT A CITIZEN'S ARREST IN MIAMI. NO, THE OTHER KIND. +++ A SMALL LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE IN ARKANSAS JUST HOSTED T-PAIN AND LIZZO. NO FURTHER CONTEXT. +++ GET A BODYGUARD, SNEAKO. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. +++ SOMEBODY IS WRITING A BOOK. THE TITLE ALONE SHOULD CONCERN YOU. +++ WESTCOL APPARENTLY TOLD AIDA MERLANO ALV 'DE UNA VEZ POR TODAS' AND THE LORE HAS ENTERED A NEW SEASON +++ A CERTAIN KICK STREAMER, HIS FAVORITE UFC FIGHTER, A KAYAK, AND NOW... TEYANA TAYLOR? +++ A CERTAIN LOOKSMAXXER JUST CAUGHT A CITIZEN'S ARREST IN MIAMI. NO, THE OTHER KIND. +++ A SMALL LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE IN ARKANSAS JUST HOSTED T-PAIN AND LIZZO. NO FURTHER CONTEXT. +++ GET A BODYGUARD, SNEAKO. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. +++ SOMEBODY IS WRITING A BOOK. THE TITLE ALONE SHOULD CONCERN YOU.

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A Certain Kick Streamer, His Favorite UFC Fighter, a Kayak, and Now... Teyana Taylor?

Nobody's confirming anything. Nobody has to. The receipts float.

⏱ Jul 25, 2026 at 12:23pm · 👁 3

Darlings, picture it: a man who has, in recent weeks, allegedly antagonized a masked luchador, gotten himself banned from a major wrestling promotion, attended couples therapy with adult content creators, and befriended Andrew Tate in Jamaica decides to decompress by going kayaking. Again. With his MMA best friend. Again.

So far so normal, for him. But then a name surfaced in the same breath as the outing, and that name is Teyana Taylor. Teyana. Taylor. Per a report flagged July 23, the singer, director, and general icon appears to be orbiting the same social event. No confirmed details on capacity. No statement. Just a name floating next to a kayak and a man who cannot seem to take a weekend off from becoming a headline. We will be watching this particular river very closely.

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