A Certain Kick Streamer, a Controversial Boxer, and a Car Wash Walk Into a News Cycle...

Darlings, here is a sentence we did not have on the bingo card for a Sunday in July: a polarizing young streamer and a polarizing young boxer allegedly showed up to a car wash to support families affected by ICE enforcement, per TMZ. A car wash. For charity. On the record. Growth.

The streamer in question has spent recent weeks accidentally unmasking WWE talent, allegedly getting banned from arenas, and otherwise keeping his publicist in steady employment. The boxer in question is Ryan Garcia, whose own press has been, let us say, a journey. Together they reportedly also linked with Wendy Ortiz, per a Yahoo item from July 26, making this a full little trio. Whether this is genuine conviction or the most elaborate reputation laundry since someone coined the term 'redemption arc,' we cannot say. What we can say is that N3on just let Ryan Garcia become his charitable co-signer, and that is a choice with a long shelf life. Keep receipts, my loves, because this one will age in interesting ways.