+++ THE RECEIPTS ON WESTCOL BEING THE BIGGEST THING ON KICK (A BRIEF FILING OF EVIDENCE) +++ KAI CENAT JUST EXPANDED THE ROSTER OF PEOPLE HE'S MAD AT AND IT NOW INCLUDES MOST OF TWITCH +++ ASMONGOLD CALLED LACARI 'JUST A GOONER WHO CARES.' HERE IS WHAT THAT MEANS AND WHAT WE STILL DON'T KNOW. +++ SOMEONE'S GOOGLE NEWS FEED IS FILLING UP WITH OBITUARIES AGAIN. SURPRISE: STILL NOT HIS. +++ HASAN PIKER TOLD A TEXAS DEMOCRAT TO 'PLAY BALL' OR ELSE. FOX NEWS HAS DANA PERINO'S REACTION READY TO GO. +++ A BICYCLIST IS DOWN. A CROWD IS IMPLICATED. BAM MARGERA WAS AT A SKATE PARK. HERE IS WHAT THE RECORD SHOWS. +++ THE RECEIPTS ON WESTCOL BEING THE BIGGEST THING ON KICK (A BRIEF FILING OF EVIDENCE) +++ KAI CENAT JUST EXPANDED THE ROSTER OF PEOPLE HE'S MAD AT AND IT NOW INCLUDES MOST OF TWITCH +++ ASMONGOLD CALLED LACARI 'JUST A GOONER WHO CARES.' HERE IS WHAT THAT MEANS AND WHAT WE STILL DON'T KNOW. +++ SOMEONE'S GOOGLE NEWS FEED IS FILLING UP WITH OBITUARIES AGAIN. SURPRISE: STILL NOT HIS. +++ HASAN PIKER TOLD A TEXAS DEMOCRAT TO 'PLAY BALL' OR ELSE. FOX NEWS HAS DANA PERINO'S REACTION READY TO GO. +++ A BICYCLIST IS DOWN. A CROWD IS IMPLICATED. BAM MARGERA WAS AT A SKATE PARK. HERE IS WHAT THE RECORD SHOWS.

★ E-CELEB GOSSIP ★ DRAMA ★ RECEIPTS ★

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A Certain French-Canadian Has Produced a Tierlist. One Name Was Ranked Very Highly. One Name Was Not.

He sat down. He ranked his peers. He was not kind to everyone. He was especially not kind to one person in particular.

⏱ Aug 19, 2026 at 4:23am · 👁 40
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He has opinions about Jay Z. He has opinions about dog walkers. He has opinions, apparently, about the relative merit of every major streaming personality currently active. And on August 19th, he shared them. In public. On camera. For tens of thousands of people to watch in real time.

The rankings, reviewed by this publication, placed a certain Finnish-adjacent content creator at A rank, with praise described as genuine: good schedule, good jokes, a community that produces memes of lasting cultural value. The same tierlist placed a certain political streamer, one with whom our subject has had occasion to disagree recently, at C rank. The reasoning, according to clips circulating across the discourse, was specific. "He intentionally gutted his range," our subject allegedly said. "Less game, less smile, less positive energy." It was, this correspondent notes, not a compliment. Whether the ranked party will respond is, at this hour, unknown. Whether they will enjoy being ranked below Forsen is not a matter requiring speculation.

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