+++ KAI CENAT IS APPARENTLY IN SCARY MOVIE NOW AND HIS AVENGERS WISH JUST WENT VIRAL +++ A STREAMER'S FATHER HAS SAID TOO MUCH. THE GROUP CHAT WAS NOT READY. +++ THE JAMES CHARLES GOOGLE NEWS FEED HAS ADDED EIGHT MORE OBITUARIES, TWO MORE MSHALE ENTRIES, AND WHAT APPEARS TO BE A DRAMA RECAP VIDEO TITLE +++ A CERTAIN SOMEONE JUST LINKED UP WITH RYAN GARCIA. YES, THAT RYAN GARCIA. +++ MARK WAHLBERG BROUGHT HIS KIDS TO THE PREMIERE ALONGSIDE THE GUY WHO ALLEGEDLY LEAKED HIS MOVIE AUDIO, AND THE INTERNET HAS NOTES +++ BEN SHAPIRO HAS SEEN ENOUGH. HE WOULD LIKE YOU TO STOP FOLLOWING SNEAKO. +++ KAI CENAT IS APPARENTLY IN SCARY MOVIE NOW AND HIS AVENGERS WISH JUST WENT VIRAL +++ A STREAMER'S FATHER HAS SAID TOO MUCH. THE GROUP CHAT WAS NOT READY. +++ THE JAMES CHARLES GOOGLE NEWS FEED HAS ADDED EIGHT MORE OBITUARIES, TWO MORE MSHALE ENTRIES, AND WHAT APPEARS TO BE A DRAMA RECAP VIDEO TITLE +++ A CERTAIN SOMEONE JUST LINKED UP WITH RYAN GARCIA. YES, THAT RYAN GARCIA. +++ MARK WAHLBERG BROUGHT HIS KIDS TO THE PREMIERE ALONGSIDE THE GUY WHO ALLEGEDLY LEAKED HIS MOVIE AUDIO, AND THE INTERNET HAS NOTES +++ BEN SHAPIRO HAS SEEN ENOUGH. HE WOULD LIKE YOU TO STOP FOLLOWING SNEAKO.

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A Certain Chaos Streamer Just Got Romantic Coaching From an NBA Legend, and Honestly He Needs It

Gilbert Arenas has opinions about someone's batting average. Per Basketball Network, the advice was unsolicited. Per us, it was overdue.

⏱ Sep 1, 2026 at 9:24am · 👁 10
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Darlings, picture a man who has gifted a Lamborghini, handed out $75,000 in cash and equipment on stream, allegedly had his face immortalized in a Rockstar game, and still somehow needed a consultation from one of basketball's most chaotically wise minds about how to talk to women.

According to Basketball Network, Gilbert Arenas sat down with a certain Kick-based menace and delivered what is reportedly his signature philosophy on romantic persistence. The quote, per the outlet: "No one goes 0 for 20." Inspirational, really. And if this feels familiar, it is because the subject in question most recently attended what E! News described as a "first prom" inside a West Hollywood nightclub, after a reconciliation that we are still processing. He also allegedly lost a 1v1 to Delonte West. His scoreboard, in multiple arenas, is a journey.

The man receiving this wisdom is, of course, N3on. We love growth. We keep receipts. Gil, send a follow-up session.

WHO'S INVOLVED: N3on

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