+++ THE TIMES OF INDIA COVERING THE BURT SLAP IS THE MOST 2026 SENTENCE I HAVE EVER TYPED +++ THE FAZE CLAN LOGO IN THE NETHER IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO HAPPEN ON A MINECRAFT STREAM THIS YEAR +++ MID-BAN, ASMONGOLD DISCLOSES A HEALTH SCARE AND REFUSES TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE COMMENT THAT GOT HIM SUSPENDED +++ EL-SAYED CALLED PIKER'S 9/11 TAKE 'DUMB' ON NATIONAL TV. AOC SAID HOLD ON. THE INTERNET HAS NOT CALMED DOWN. +++ ADIN ROSS THREATENED TO SUE TMZ WHILE HIS SISTER'S CAUSE OF DEATH WAS STILL PENDING AND HERE ARE THE RECEIPTS ON THAT WHOLE PERIOD +++ IS CLAVICULAR ACTUALLY LEAVING KICK? THE INTERNET HAS THEORIES. THE TIMES OF INDIA HAS A FACT-CHECK. +++ THE TIMES OF INDIA COVERING THE BURT SLAP IS THE MOST 2026 SENTENCE I HAVE EVER TYPED +++ THE FAZE CLAN LOGO IN THE NETHER IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO HAPPEN ON A MINECRAFT STREAM THIS YEAR +++ MID-BAN, ASMONGOLD DISCLOSES A HEALTH SCARE AND REFUSES TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE COMMENT THAT GOT HIM SUSPENDED +++ EL-SAYED CALLED PIKER'S 9/11 TAKE 'DUMB' ON NATIONAL TV. AOC SAID HOLD ON. THE INTERNET HAS NOT CALMED DOWN. +++ ADIN ROSS THREATENED TO SUE TMZ WHILE HIS SISTER'S CAUSE OF DEATH WAS STILL PENDING AND HERE ARE THE RECEIPTS ON THAT WHOLE PERIOD +++ IS CLAVICULAR ACTUALLY LEAVING KICK? THE INTERNET HAS THEORIES. THE TIMES OF INDIA HAS A FACT-CHECK.

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Politico Just Put Hasan Piker in a Headline With Kamala Harris and Usha Vance. Sit With That.

When a Beltway institution namedrops a Twitch streamer alongside a former VP nominee and a current Second Lady, something has shifted. Whether you like it or not.

⏱ Jun 26, 2026 at 11:23am · 👁 43
Image: Hasan Piker via Wikimedia/Fandom

Politico put Hasan Piker in a headline next to Kamala Harris and Usha Vance. Not a gossip blog. Not a Fox News chyron designed to make your uncle furious. Politico.

Darlings, that is the ballgame. You can relitigate his politics, his tactics, his allegedly chaotic Denver week, his takes on Israel's right to exist in its current formation, all of it. But when a publication whose entire brand is being taken seriously by serious people decides your name belongs in the same frame as a former vice president and a sitting Second Lady, the argument about whether streamers matter in elections is effectively over.

And if that feels like it arrived fast, remember: Crain's New York, a magazine written for the people who own things, ran a piece this week crediting Piker with notching a real win with New York's democratic socialists. Per that coverage, his endorsement operation helped push Mamdani over the line. That is not a vibe. That is a result.

The Michigan race is the next stress test. CNN reports that Mallory McMorrow, according to that coverage, is now responding to pressure to drop out of the Democratic primary. Piker endorsed Abdul El-Sayed on June 24. Responding to pressure. That phrase means the pressure exists and is large enough to require a public response. Whether his endorsement is the cause or just one ingredient in a much larger pot is genuinely unknown. But the timing is not subtle.

Is the Politico framing flattering? The headline structure, Usha Vance, Kamala Harris and Hasan Piker walk into a stadium, reads like a setup to a joke. Maybe it is. Maybe the piece argues all three represent some species of political celebrity untethered from actual governing. That would be a fair argument. It would also be an argument that treats him as the third data point in a national trend, which is not where his critics want him.

We wish his detractors strength in this trying time of their own making, my loves. The guy with the Twitch subscription button is now Politico's shorthand for a political force. Keep receipts, because the follow-through in Michigan will tell us whether this is a movement or a very good run of luck.

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