https://mafkr.com/story/burt-made-a-music-video-about-goo-and-somehow-that-is-the-least-surprising-sentence-written-todayMAFKRen2026-07-06T11:23:51+00:00burt made a music video about goo and somehow that is the least surprising sentence written today https://mafkr.com/story/the-internet-has-seen-the-benjamin-taylor-video-it-has-thoughtsMAFKRen2026-07-06T10:24:34+00:00The Internet Has Seen the Benjamin Taylor Video. It Has Thoughts. https://mafkr.com/story/sneako-says-asmongold-promised-him-a-debate-asmongold-apparently-had-other-plansMAFKRen2026-07-06T10:23:52+00:00Sneako Says Asmongold Promised Him a Debate. Asmongold, Apparently, Had Other Plans. https://mafkr.com/story/jet-neptune-is-the-only-honest-man-in-the-houseMAFKRen2026-07-06T09:24:46+00:00Jet Neptune Is the Only Honest Man in the House https://mafkr.com/story/mallory-mcmorrow-just-dropped-out-of-the-michigan-senate-race-the-progressive-civil-war-she-leaves-behind-has-hasan-piker-s-fingerprints-all-over-itMAFKRen2026-07-06T09:24:09+00:00Mallory McMorrow Just Dropped Out of the Michigan Senate Race. The Progressive Civil War She Leaves Behind Has Hasan Piker's Fingerprints All Over It. https://mafkr.com/story/sykkuno-says-he-s-getting-the-most-chill-stuff-ever-the-record-disagrees-with-his-framingMAFKRen2026-07-06T08:24:54+00:00Sykkuno Says He's Getting 'The Most Chill Stuff Ever.' The Record Disagrees With His Framing. https://mafkr.com/story/xqc-is-right-about-the-driving-thing-and-that-s-genuinely-uncomfortable-to-typeMAFKRen2026-07-06T08:24:04+00:00xQc Is Right About the Driving Thing, and That's Genuinely Uncomfortable to Type https://mafkr.com/story/lt-dan-just-broke-his-silence-on-kick-and-adin-ross-and-apparently-there-is-a-lot-to-sayMAFKRen2026-07-06T01:23:57+00:00Lt. Dan Just Broke His Silence on Kick and Adin Ross, and Apparently There Is a Lot to Say https://mafkr.com/story/kai-cenat-is-back-he-s-on-two-platforms-at-once-and-the-streamer-university-roster-drops-july-6MAFKRen2026-07-06T00:23:23+00:00kai cenat is back, he's on two platforms at once, and the streamer university roster drops july 6 https://mafkr.com/story/sneako-says-asmongold-owes-him-a-debate-asmongold-has-not-respondedMAFKRen2026-07-05T22:23:41+00:00Sneako Says Asmongold Owes Him a Debate. Asmongold Has Not Responded. https://mafkr.com/story/n3on-is-teasing-a-very-happy-decision-linked-to-lebron-james-and-darlings-the-man-cannot-stop-leveling-upMAFKRen2026-07-05T21:23:34+00:00N3on Is Teasing a 'Very Happy' Decision Linked to LeBron James, and Darlings, the Man Cannot Stop Leveling Up https://mafkr.com/story/mrbeast-s-10-000-penny-contest-is-a-masterclass-in-fine-printMAFKRen2026-07-05T20:23:33+00:00MrBeast's $10,000 Penny Contest Is a Masterclass in Fine Print https://mafkr.com/story/clavicular-called-bitcoin-garbage-and-apparently-went-full-tirade-about-itMAFKRen2026-07-05T19:23:44+00:00clavicular called bitcoin 'garbage' and apparently went full tirade about it https://mafkr.com/story/no-bad-blood-no-reunion-bam-margera-softens-his-language-and-hardens-his-positionMAFKRen2026-07-05T18:23:56+00:00No Bad Blood, No Reunion: Bam Margera Softens His Language and Hardens His Position https://mafkr.com/story/a-kick-streamer-a-world-of-warcraft-legend-and-a-very-strong-opinion-about-onlyfansMAFKRen2026-07-05T14:23:25+00:00A Kick Streamer, a World of Warcraft Legend, and a Very Strong Opinion About OnlyFans https://mafkr.com/story/a-very-large-streamer-just-quietly-ended-his-exclusive-relationship-with-a-very-large-platformMAFKRen2026-07-05T05:23:21+00:00a very large streamer just quietly ended his exclusive relationship with a very large platform https://mafkr.com/story/hasan-piker-has-a-federal-probe-a-white-house-name-check-and-apparently-zero-chill-about-eitherMAFKRen2026-07-05T04:23:55+00:00Hasan Piker Has a Federal Probe, a White House Name-Check, and Apparently Zero Chill About Either https://mafkr.com/story/mrbeast-opened-the-doors-of-his-north-carolina-headquarters-to-abc-news-the-internet-has-processed-thisMAFKRen2026-07-05T01:23:35+00:00MrBeast Opened the Doors of His North Carolina Headquarters to ABC News. The Internet Has Processed This. https://mafkr.com/story/youtube-just-ended-clavicular-took-them-long-enoughMAFKRen2026-07-05T00:24:38+00:00youtube just ended clavicular. took them long enough. https://mafkr.com/story/felix-lengyel-s-idea-of-a-bad-day-would-make-most-people-weep-with-gratitudeMAFKRen2026-07-05T00:24:06+00:00Felix Lengyel's Idea of a Bad Day Would Make Most People Weep With Gratitude https://mafkr.com/story/a-4chan-thread-claims-bam-margera-is-dead-here-is-what-we-actually-knowMAFKRen2026-07-04T23:23:38+00:00A 4chan Thread Claims Bam Margera Is Dead. Here Is What We Actually Know. https://mafkr.com/story/trisha-paytas-said-she-was-running-for-congress-in-january-it-is-now-july-what-happenedMAFKRen2026-07-04T22:23:39+00:00trisha paytas said she was running for congress in january. it is now july. what happened. https://mafkr.com/story/westcol-and-aida-merlano-just-announced-a-reality-show-in-saudi-arabia-yes-saudi-arabiaMAFKRen2026-07-04T21:23:50+00:00westcol and aida merlano just announced a reality show in saudi arabia. yes. saudi arabia. https://mafkr.com/story/he-once-met-bernie-sanders-the-press-covered-it-warmly-that-was-a-different-chapterMAFKRen2026-07-04T12:23:39+00:00He Once Met Bernie Sanders. The Press Covered It Warmly. That Was a Different Chapter.