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<url><loc>https://mafkr.com/story/a-clip-called-gorllias-nest-allegedly-made-sam-hyde-completely-snap-and-4chan-wants-answers</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>MAFKR</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-07-23T20:24:10+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>A Clip Called &#039;Gorllias Nest&#039; Allegedly Made Sam Hyde &#039;Completely Snap&#039; and 4chan Wants Answers</news:title></news:news></url>
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